Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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