So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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