Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
