We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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