this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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