She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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