I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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