It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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