Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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