he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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