u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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