I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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