How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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