my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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