Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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