her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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