Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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