...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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