is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
There r osticjed everywhere
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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