Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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