but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Randomize
