it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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