if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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