are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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