one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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