Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
