Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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