can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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