Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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