oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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