Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm too high and old for this...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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