And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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