Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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