okay pat passed out under dana's car
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
