taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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