omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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