I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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