Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I am puke
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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