Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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