Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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