awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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