Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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