considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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