i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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