im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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