We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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