Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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