I want to walk on stilts...naked
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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