you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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