That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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