I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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