Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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