Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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