Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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