I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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