Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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